She looked stunning. Drenched in the harsh, noontime sunlight, the rising heat waves around her accentuating the gentle curves of her body. I stood with a small group of guys ogling her from a distance – wanting her – she had that effect on people. Her name was Bonnie, and she had that unique quality of appearing both sensual and somewhat menacing, all at the same time.
Now, before you go and tell my wife that she needs to find a good divorce lawyer, let me explain. Bonnie was definitely a rare beauty and… shall we say… a fast lady? I first met her on the barren, otherworldly landscape of the Bonneville Salt Flats. Bonnie, as her friends like to call her, came to Bonneville to try and become the world’s fastest Alfa Romeo. See, Bonnie is a turbocharged, 400 horsepower Alfa Romeo Spider.